Showing posts with label Cybertistry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cybertistry. Show all posts

Thursday, August 26, 2021

IT’S A DOG DAY

 

IT’S A DOG DAY 

I never much like pets when I was a kid. Though I was particularly interested in birds and chicken, my interest in them was purely to satisfy my curiosities. But that’s another topic. Since I was born, we had transferred residence seven times. Probably one of the reasons why we seldom had pets.

With regards to dogs, I was already a teenager when we had our first dog at home. His name was Popeye. The next one we had, my Mom unglamourously called Whitey, but I named him Shintaro. Still, I never considered Popeye and Shintaro to be my personal pets. They are just there guarding the entrance to our house.

After watching several movies about dogs, I started to be interested in having one I can call my “pet.” I remember the year 1986 to be a very disturbing year when an elected leader of our country was deposed by collaborative forces of the left (socialist activists) and right (oligarchs) with the help of American political meddlers. Not to make a long story, the name of the American-installed Philippine president was “Cory.”

On that same year, a friend of mine from Sampaloc, Manila, gave me a dog, a female, which we gave the name Cory. Quite fitting in a manner of speaking as she was a very “obedient” pet, which is equivalent to “tuta” in the Filipino activist parlance. But as times pass, Cory has shown remarkable intelligence and sense of loyalty and responsibility, very much contrary to her namesake. When we finally transferred to our current residence, which at the time was adjacent to many unpaved vacant lots, she became quite an excellent rat hunter. I soon regretted giving her that name.

Since then we had quite a number of dogs as house companions: Joker, Brownson, Brutus, Madam, Whitney, Tyson, Oddball, Trapo, Punkyand a few more.

Currently I have three dogs, Ghost, Samgyup, and PunggokI now consider myself a canophiliac, canophile or canophilist, an avid dog lover.

In celebration of the International Dog Day (August 26), here are a collection of comics cybertistries, all about dogs.


The author, Ernee Lawagan with his Shih-tzu-Terrier hybrid, Punggok.

Toni Gonzaga and her Golden Retriever, Wuwu.

Angel Locsin and Marian Rivera, with Angel’s dog, Pwet-Pwet.

Actress Heart Evangelista and her Cocker Spaniel, Kayla.

Singer-Actress and socialite Paris Hilton and her Chihuahua, Tinkerbell.

Actress Nicolette Sheridan and her Chow-Collie-Terrier hybrid, Fatty.

Actor Don Johnson and his German Shepherd, Aaron.

Champion athlete Lori Susan “Lolo” Jones and her Weimaraner, Boudreaux.

Actress Audrey Miles and her Siberian Husky, Hermes.

Zimbabwean socialite Chelsea Davy and her Rottweiler.

Radio DJ and actor KC Montero and his Pug, Slippy.

Actress Jessica Simpson and her Maltipoo, Daisy.

Singer Bonnie Tyler and her Shih-tzu.

Angelina Jolie’s children Zahara and Madox with their Bulldog, Jacques.

Actress Margot Kidder and her dog, Pierre.

Actress Blake Lively and Ryan Reynold’s Labrador hybrid, Baxter.


Rico, a Border Collie.

Actor Michael de Mesa and his Yorkshire Terrier, Yuki.

Francine Prieto with Chico (Pomeranian) and Oslo (Lhasa Apso).

Pauleen Luna and her Chihuahua, Simon.

Singer Carrie Underwood and six weaning puppies (Sketchers Ads).

Actor Mickey Rourke and his Chihuahua, Loki.

Actor Hugh Jackman and his French Bulldog, Dali.

From Olympus Ads (2007).

Actress Anne Curtis and her Yorkshire Terrier, Princess.

Singer-songwriter Arnel Pineda and his dog.

Komiks artist Karl Comendador and his Shih-tzu-Yorkshire-Poodle hybrid, Po. 




Okay, what would I name Superbitch? Krypta?!



From “Pet Vet” (National Geographic Kids).




How about these black-and-whites that will turn your stomach upside-down from laughing!
“This is Life” (Original photo by Jack Tinney, August 25, 1960).

“Alarmed Mongrel” (Photo by Charles Osland, June 11, 1956).

Adult film actress Keisha Grey and her dog, Squanch.

“Mwaah!” (Photo by Alice H. Elmer, January 19, 1959).

From Tampax Ads (1994).

Actor Eric Stoltz and his dog (Photo by Stephen Danelian, April 1994).








Publication sources of original clippings/pics:

Animal Scene, Atlas TV Guide, Bow Wow Time, Celebrity Living, Cosmopolitan, Family TodayGood Housekeeping, Hello!, Hustler, LavenderLife Smiles Back, Majesty, MOD, National Geographic Kids, OK!, People, Star Studio, Time, Vanity Fair, Yes!



MORE TO COME!





Thursday, March 28, 2019

CYBERTISTRY: The Art of Digital Manipulation




CYBERTISTRY
THE ART OF DIGITAL MANIPULATION
(THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!)

 
          Cybertistry! That’s another word I’m coining for this particular blog post. It’s a portmanteau of “cyber” and “artistry.”
          While it can be construed as a technical term for the construction or creation of “Internet memes,” it will have a broader and more profound scope and application. Let the photos and artworks dance.
          From simple but inscrutable description of comparison.
A Comparison of Geniuses
Created just after the death of Steve Jobs
(October 7, 2011)
          To simple but vivid political outcry.  
Hammer and Sickle
The pic file was anonymously sent to me a few years ago.
Changing the color and adding some words makes it more relevant.
If anyone knows the origin of the pic,
kindly inform me or post it in your comment,
(May 1, 2014.)
Sabah Belongs to the Philippines
Created when Pres. Benigno Aquino III explicitly hinted that the Philippines
is abandoning its sovereign claim over Sabah.
Historically, in 1983, his father Senator Benigno Aquino Jr pledged to drop the Sabah claim
in exchange for Malaysia's support to oust Pres. Ferdinand Marcos.
(March 27, 2013.)
          To the celebration of memorable event like my high school 40th alumni homecoming.  
Something I made for my high school alma mater,
PCHS (now PCC) class of 1978 40th year celebration.
(July 8, 2018)
 
          It can be used in many aspects of print and online advertising, socio-political declaration, display of opinions, as well as in the realm of fun and humor. It can also serve as a sort of lampoon, comics or caricature of sarcasm or praise. No need for lengthy explanation, for cybertistry is self-explaining and self-expressing. As long as you do not slander anyone, the musical Ethics will accompany the rhymth.
Oh My Mocha!
For Ms. Mocha Uson with love
(August 7, 2018)
DuTHORte!
Pres. Rodrigo Roa Duterte,
in appreciation of what he is doing for the country.
The texts was taken from a TV ads.
(September 19, 2018)

The Duchess of the Imperialist’s Press
(April 2, 2019)
The Yellow Pervert
(April 2, 2019)
 
          It can be a digitally manipulated reproduction or reconstruction of images, an illustrative art blown-up by a piercing sentence, an intriguing double-meaning innuendo, a mixture of pun and sex, or a minimalist but straightforward concept.
Deal Pool and Green Lantern:
The Ryan Reynold Paradox
(March 25, 2019)
 
Proposed Changes to the Confusing Coins.
(December 5, 2018)

Stop Smoking!
(March 12, 2007)



Oh my, what ever you want, Toni, Darling!
(January 20, 2019)



A Fantasy Ride
(February 14, 2016

The Story Behind “Sisig” and Jealousy
(January 11, 2017)
 

No Sex Zone
(A lot of concepts like this has already flooded the Internet,
August 28, 2014)
 
          Hey, one could even conceptualize an out-of-this-world magazine spoof like this TV Star Guide July 2022 issue.

Pacquiao as James Bond
(April 25, 2010)
 
          Of course, it can also be used for “self-serving” purposes, well-exceeding the barometer of vanity. No need to stalk your favorite actors and actresses to get a selfie. With cybertistry, you can put anyone you like within embrace. You can even be the person you admire with a few diligent and meticulous digital manipulations. Of course it’s not real in the strictest sense, but you did it anyway just for the fun of it.
The Two Darnas and Me
(The first cybertistric art I did, August 10, 2009)

Me and the Green Lantern Corps,
plus “something” else
(January 21, 2013)

As Agent 007 with Michelle Yeow (August 8, 2014) on the left
and with Ellen Adarna (November 5, 2016) on the right.

As Lastik Man with Iya Villania (November 8, 2016) on the left
and with Taiwanese actress Joe Chen (July 5, 2014) on the right.

With Summer Glau, the Lady Terminator
(This, I really had fun doing, July 2015)

          And how about some animal “loving” and the humor that goes with it.
Why Do They Call it Doggy Style?
Why, indeed!
(August 31, 2007)
Don’t Want to be Eaten While Climaxing.
(July 30, 2019)


Sexy and Tough: Erika Arlante with an M4 CASV rifle
I dream of having a bodyguard like her.
I take that back - more than a bodyguard.
(October 28, 2013)